Timely Nonsense - Chicago, IL

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11
2027
Timed ultra event at Horner Park with 3 hour, 6 hour and 12 hour options on a 0.97 mile loop, hourly playful challenges, aid station, and relay teams.
Sat 11 Sep 2027
12 Hour 3 Hour 6 Hour

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Timely Nonsense - Chicago, IL

Timely Nonsense is a timed ultra event offering three duration options at Horner Park in Chicago. Runners complete repeated laps of a 0.97 mile paved loop that circles the 58-acre park at California and Montrose. The loop is run counterclockwise and the course format includes hourly, short-form challenges announced at the top of each hour; past challenges have included rolling down a hill and using the playground slide.

The event provides a single aid station at the start/finish area stocked with typical ultra fare. A vendor at the park sells hot dogs, popsicles, sodas, and similar items. On-course facilities include a port-a-potty, and the park recreation center is open from 9am - 5pm on race day.

Team entries are available with options for two-person relay teams and four-person relay teams. Packet pick-up takes place at the starting line, located at the southwest corner of the park near the dog park, between 6:00am - 6:45am on race day.

Offered durations: Visit the organization's website for the most recent information.

  • 3 hour
  • 6 hour
  • 12 hour
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